[Don't mind this small wince because he hecked up, he hecked up so bad.
But right, money, paying. That's a thing he actually can do without completely screwing it up.] No, this is fine, [he replies, before digging the wallet from his back pocket and pulling out a five, the single bill he'd brought with him to this coffee obtaining business.
And then stops just when he's about to hand it over.
--On account of it not being a five. It's a one and how could this have happened, he was pretty sure he'd seen Abe Lincoln chilling in the folds of his wallet but this was Washington staring back at him with judging eyes. The same stare he was probably receiving from the barista right about now as he glances back up with dead eyes.
AGAIN I'M SO SORRY FOR THE LATE
But right, money, paying. That's a thing he actually can do without completely screwing it up.] No, this is fine, [he replies, before digging the wallet from his back pocket and pulling out a five, the single bill he'd brought with him to this coffee obtaining business.
And then stops just when he's about to hand it over.
--On account of it not being a five. It's a one and how could this have happened, he was pretty sure he'd seen Abe Lincoln chilling in the folds of his wallet but this was Washington staring back at him with judging eyes. The same stare he was probably receiving from the barista right about now as he glances back up with dead eyes.
Because that's what he is. He is dead inside.]
Tell me this is just an embarrassing dream.