scotlandyard | SHINGEKI NO SICK DAY

that doesn't even make sense. oh well.

the sick day meme

PROMPTS

MINOR COLD Oh, this icky thing. Did you get it from school? Work? Did some random person sneeze on you? Whatever happened, you’re in bed with a headache, stuffy nose, cough, and all of those classic symptoms. Feel better soon!
RECOVERING You might not be a hundred percent better, but you are over the worst of the illness, whatever it was. Still, try to milk it for all its worth.
CHICKEN POX This sucks for kids, but it’s even worse for adults. You’re itching all over, have a fever, feel gross, and it’s just awful. Stick to liquids, don’t scratch those itches, and wash your hands! It’s a very contagious disease!
FOOD POISONING Is anyone suffering along with you, or were you the poor soul who now wants to cut out their stomach? Hopefully it wasn’t the more serious infections where you need to have your stomach pumped, literally.
HORRIBLE COLD This is worse than the usual colds people get. Fever is higher, you’re sore, sleep for hours on end, can’t stomach anything, and medicine just doesn’t seem to work. Better to just pass out and hope your immune system works.
ALL BETTER Yes! You’re cured now! No more staying inside, blowing your nose raw, taking awful medicine, and drinking gallons of soup! Now get back to work.
FLU Aches and pains, sneezing and sniffling, headaches, and more. That flu shot didn’t work this year, or maybe you didn’t get one like you should have. Tisk tisk.
ALLERGIES This is one of those things that you cannot avoid, ever. Be it cat fur or dust or some sort of food allergy, you can never be free. Sometimes, if you’re feeling bad enough, it can get you out of work and make people pity you.
CATCHING IT You don’t know what it is, but you’re coming down with something. Do you take a day off to take care of yourself and nip it in the bud, or are you one of those people who just continue on and pass it off as nothing?
HEADACHE Your temples are pounding and it feels like your head wants to explode. We don’t blame you for seeking peace and quiet. Take your medicine, a cold washcloth, and see if someone will massage your poor head.
RESPIRATORY VIRUS This is an icky one because all you can do is take gross medicine and cough up your lungs until it has passed. Also, you can catch it again and again and again, and sometimes, before it gets better, it gets worse.
LARYNGITIS Ha! One of the annoying illnesses! How did you lose your voice? A cold? Allergies? Just something random? Or were you screaming for too long?
SPREADING IT We all hate you. We don’t care if you’re in the store to get medicine to get better yourself, you’re a carrier and you spread your illness to everyone. Cover your mouth, carry hand sanitizer on you, and prepare for glares of death.
STREP THROAT Worse than a normal sore throat, this one comes with a fever and headaches, and not much can soothe your poor, sore throat. Try all the medicines and home remedies that you want, you just have to ride through this.
WILD CARD Is there another illness out there you wanna put your muse through? Is there some other scenario you want to play? Go for it, or roll again!

lovingly stolen from allmymemes

[BANGING ON MARCO'S DOOR AND YELLING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS]

Marco, are you sick?!

[OH DEAR LORD IS THAT A TITAN BANGING ON HIS DOO-oh wait no it's just sasha. very loud sasha. darn it sasha, didn't your mother ever tell you to be quiet around ~~dead~~ sick people??]

...Sasha? [okay really though who else could it be] Just a little.

[it's only a 103 fever!! that's nothing right...]

[NO SHE'S FROM THE COUNTRY everyone yells on the prairie silly boy]

A little?! [???] Ymir said that you were dying! [bc ymir would totally lie to sasha bout everything]

She said what?

[ ymir pls. still, the thought makes him smile, and he pushes himself into a sitting position. ]

I'm really fine, Sasha. You can come inside and see for yourself.

SHINGEKI NO SICK DAY

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WHAT IF I REFUSE

then you'll make me CRY

...i don't want to make you cry :( :( :(