TESTING, 1 2 3, TESTINGGGGG--

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[So Mushu's pretty down today, his big ol' smile turned upside down into a frown. You know why? 'Cause he's stuck in a stupid cage, that's why, and now he's gonna be sold to some crazy guy who doesn't even know what a dragon is.

Man, life really sucks. Maybe if he gets lucky, the guy or girl or whoever'll go for one of the dumb chickens instead. (No, Mushu, they're cockatiels, not chickens.)]

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[Wow, okay, this is not happening. He's the one who's supposed to go around and save people and teach people - like Mulan - how to be a hero, not the other way around.

This is almost embarrassing.

Although. He's gotta give the kid credit, that display is pretty freakin' impressive.]

You--Man, who are you? [Apart from being a weird hero dude. There is so much suspicious claring.] You some kinda weird-shaped guardian or somethin'?

[torcher]

I'm Johnny. [Laying low with the identity since he's kind of wanted by the government.] And we're leaving right now.

[Extends a hand like HURRY UP, HOP ON.]

I know a safe place. Uh--You don't eat rats, do you?

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Man, you really don't know squat 'bout dragons, do you? Rats are foul.

[SIGH but okay, slithering up Johnny's arm and down his back until he pops up his head next to Johnny's neck.]

So whatta we do now? They're sure t' notice me missin'.

[torcher]

Don't sweat it. They're not gonna find us where we're going.

[And then he reaches back to throw his hood over his head.] Take cover and hold tight. Ride'll be a little bumpy.

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[Whoa whoa, hold on--]

Ride? What ride? What kinda place are we--hellooo?