[Turns around on his chair, swinging one over so he can hook his arms over the back of the chair to reply:]
No way.
[Easily said, and without any malice or intent to harm. It's a thought-provoking question, sure, but what ifs aren't situations Iwaizumi likes to spend a lot of time pondering, mostly because time is a commodity and there's no point in giving any less than 100% to things currently at hand.]
Neither of us are ever going to be girls anyway, so why does it matter?
[Oikawa would be a cute girl though, that much he can easily picture. She'd - he'd? - still have a legion of fans, though this time adoring males, all trailing behind her - him? - and offering to carry books.
no subject
No way.
[Easily said, and without any malice or intent to harm. It's a thought-provoking question, sure, but what ifs aren't situations Iwaizumi likes to spend a lot of time pondering, mostly because time is a commodity and there's no point in giving any less than 100% to things currently at hand.]
Neither of us are ever going to be girls anyway, so why does it matter?
[Oikawa would be a cute girl though, that much he can easily picture. She'd - he'd? - still have a legion of fans, though this time adoring males, all trailing behind her - him? - and offering to carry books.
For some reason, the thought makes him scowl.]