[He's suddenly glad he's facing the ceiling and not Iwaizumi. He thinks he feels the brief flash of disappointment in his eyes at the quick answer, but it's smothered away in a second. Rejection doesn't sit well with Oikawa even in hypothetical situations, but this one feels especially crushing.]

It doesn't, not really. But it's something to think about, isn't it?

[He grabs the pillow out from under his head, clutching it to his chest as he rolls over onto his stomach so he can squint at Iwaizumi and give him a quick once-over.]

Iwa-chan would've made such a plain-looking girl, I probably wouldn't have ever noticed her!