[There aren't any pens left within arm's reach for him to chuck so Iwaizumi settles for glaring daggers at Oikawa at the familiar insult.]
One of us has to be the adult here since you won't.
[Hasn't that been his role since childhood, the responsible one and Oikawa's constant babysitter? If nothing else, it's instilled in him a good amount of patience for situations like these, where Oikawa wobbles between actually being honest and staying safely behind his wall of masked smiles and lighthearted jabs.]
If you could pick any girl in the world to date, what type would you go for?
[Ignoring the fact of whether or not said girl would actually have the patience to put up with him or not. His fanclub's pretty homogeneous, composed of squealing brainless girls. Maybe he wants something different.]
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One of us has to be the adult here since you won't.
[Hasn't that been his role since childhood, the responsible one and Oikawa's constant babysitter? If nothing else, it's instilled in him a good amount of patience for situations like these, where Oikawa wobbles between actually being honest and staying safely behind his wall of masked smiles and lighthearted jabs.]
If you could pick any girl in the world to date, what type would you go for?
[Ignoring the fact of whether or not said girl would actually have the patience to put up with him or not. His fanclub's pretty homogeneous, composed of squealing brainless girls. Maybe he wants something different.]