[Oikawa, that's gross. God, why are his pens on the opposite side of the desk?]
A mature woman would also get you in jail.
[And not even Oikawa deserves to have his ass in jail for 24 hours for hooking up with an older woman. The answer's not surprising though, not really, and Iwaizumi shifts in his chair, gaze going a bit more thoughtful at the tidbits he's been given.]
Three are girls our age who could do that too. Do you really not like any of the girls in our year?
[Look, he's offering to play wingman just this once.]
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A mature woman would also get you in jail.
[And not even Oikawa deserves to have his ass in jail for 24 hours for hooking up with an older woman. The answer's not surprising though, not really, and Iwaizumi shifts in his chair, gaze going a bit more thoughtful at the tidbits he's been given.]
Three are girls our age who could do that too. Do you really not like any of the girls in our year?
[Look, he's offering to play wingman just this once.]