THE CAKE IS A LIE

[dedications]

it's raining cake.
explosive cake

DELICIOUS EXPLOSIVE CAKE*

so. what are you going to do about it?

**alas, some of them are filled with paint, so if you are unfortunate enough to be hit by one of these cakes, you may find yourself splattered with a bright shade of paint. and icing. and delicious cake.

Comments

[spellcraft]

It could've been way worse. [Trust me, I think about these things.] Ever heard of "it's raining cats and dogs"?

[ex_waterwhip281]

[ ....r u srs? ]

I have heard of the phrase, but I did not think it carried such a literal meaning.

[spellcraft]

[so srs]

Oh, it doesn't. Not really. I'm just glad it's cake and not furry animals. It's, uh, less traumatizing that way.

[ex_waterwhip281]

[He'll take your word for it.]

There must be some way to stop it. Or to minimize the explosive effects.

[spellcraft]

I could make it stop. I'm going to need better cover than this for it to work, though.

[ex_waterwhip281]

[Hands going to the weapons on his back.] How wide of a range do you need?

[spellcraft]

[Surprised look at weapons!! But oh, how convenient.] How wide can you get it?

i hate numbers

[ex_waterwhip281]

[ Is that really a question? ]

I should be able to create a cover [ x ] feet across and [ y ] feet high. Will that be enough for what you need to accomplish?

me too it's okay

[spellcraft]

[That is a lot!!] Uh, yeah. Definitely.

On my signal?

[ex_waterwhip281]

[ He could use some work. :|b Tensing up, and giving Billy a small nod. ]

Whenever you give the word.

[spellcraft]

[Nods back and whoosh! Flies himself up in the air.]

Okay, now!

[ex_waterwhip281]

[And Kaldur'll match Billy in leaping into action, hands flying to his back to put out his guns and whoosh water into a wide, circular dome above them.]