THE CAKE IS A LIE

[dedications]

it's raining cake.
explosive cake

DELICIOUS EXPLOSIVE CAKE*

so. what are you going to do about it?

**alas, some of them are filled with paint, so if you are unfortunate enough to be hit by one of these cakes, you may find yourself splattered with a bright shade of paint. and icing. and delicious cake.

Comments

[spellcraft]

I'm pretty sure I was five when I wished for this. A lot late much?

[dedications]

Better late than never, right?

[ tiny smile. ]

[spellcraft]

Tell that to the people having panic attacks. [Smiles back and shakes his head.]

I'll clean this up before things get too messy.

[dedications]

It wasn't your fault though. You shouldn't have to clean it up all by yourself.

[ though he's not sure what he'd be able to do to help. ]

[spellcraft]

It's not like the Avengers are going to drop in to fix it. They've probably got world saving things to do.

[And then he raises his hands and starts chanting.] IwanttocleanthisupIwanttocleanthisupIwanttocleanthisup...

[dedications]

[ You and your chanting. :| FINE. He'll just sigh and watch. ]

Yeah, and we could have non-cake-cleaning things to do. [ There's a frown as he squints and shields his eyes while he stares at the sky. ] You know you're not going to solve the problem unless you make the rain stop too, right?

[arrows]

[And a few blocks away, one Clint Barton narrowly avoids being hit with... cake.]

S'gonna be one of those days.

[flirter]

[ aaaand three feet away, one Wally West is currently devouring the cake falling from the sky. ]

Dude. Are you kidding? This is great?

[arrows]

[And then there's always one of these.]

Eat first, ask questions later, huh? I can respect that.

oohhhh, that last one was not supposed to be a question mark. good job, self.

[flirter]

[ hey, these are very much in style, alright? brb, finishing up one cake and starting on another. ]

I don't think there are any questions that need to be asked, except for maybe: where's the milk?

IT WORKS

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[This not-saving-the-world-Avenger is amused.]

Oh, and I was just about to ask the important one: what if they're infected with parasites or mind controlling agents? I thought poison, but that one's overused.

1/2

[flirter]

[spidey]

[AND THEN A FEW FEW BLOCKS AWAY]

--Hey, watch out!

[morepersonal]

[Thanks Miles, but no thanks. She's got this one covered with a neat dodge-and-roll.]

You might want to watch out yourself.

[Unless you like strawberry cake.]

[spidey]

[Not when it's falling from the sky.]

[Jumps out of the way and attaches himself to a nearby wall!] Whoa! I feel bad for the street cleaning crew.

[morepersonal]

If they're smart, they'll be inside. [Though possibly eating cake of their own.] And if we're lucky, we might get some real rain soon.

[Not that she doesn't like cake. She just prefers it on a plate with a cappuccino next to it]

Not a pastry person?

[spidey]

Um. [Glances at a cake that goes splat next to him.] I've never tried cake straight from the sky.

i can post in my own orgy, w/e

[ex_waterwhip281]

[ he does not recall the phenomenon of falling cake precipitation as one that usually happens on the surface. ]

This is unexpected.

KALDUR YES

[spellcraft]

You get used to it after a while. [Waves from where he's taking cover.] Hi.

but actually i have no idea what i'm doing.

[ex_waterwhip281]

I am not sure this is something we should be getting used to.

[ Though, it definitely does rank above fighting the bad guys. Eyeballing that shelter of yours now, Billy. ]

This also seems a heavy waste of food.

[ THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE THEY COULD FEED WITH THIS CAKE. ]

[spellcraft]

It could've been way worse. [Trust me, I think about these things.] Ever heard of "it's raining cats and dogs"?

[ex_waterwhip281]

[ ....r u srs? ]

I have heard of the phrase, but I did not think it carried such a literal meaning.

[ninjawon]

/EATS ALL YOUR CAKE




/RUNS

[rictorscale]

/F U



/DON'T EAT MY CAKE!!!!

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/TRIPS YOU