THE CAKE IS A LIE

[dedications]

it's raining cake.
explosive cake

DELICIOUS EXPLOSIVE CAKE*

so. what are you going to do about it?

**alas, some of them are filled with paint, so if you are unfortunate enough to be hit by one of these cakes, you may find yourself splattered with a bright shade of paint. and icing. and delicious cake.

Comments

[spidey]

Are you a superhero too?

[morepersonal]

[She cocks her head.]

I wouldn't call myself one. The term's a little too squeaky clean.

[Not quite her area of expertise.]

[spidey]

Sooo... like an antihero?

[Is he supposed to take down antiheroes?]

[morepersonal]

[He can try.]

Does everyone have to be one or another?

[spidey]

I don't know. I'm actually really new to this. [Wait, is he supposed to reveal things like that?]

--But I'm good at it! I mean... I think I'm pretty decent? Okay-ish?

[morepersonal]

Have people tried to kill you yet?

[spidey]

Oh, yeah. All the time.

[morepersonal]

[She flashes him a smile.]

Then I'd say you're doing an excellent job. Of course, you could say the same thing about villains, but I don't usually make a habit of discussing terrible weather with them.

[spidey]

[He'd flash one back except... mask.]

Cool. Well, not the villains or terrible weather part. [Erm.] I like to make fun of their fashion choices.

[morepersonal]

Most of them too flashy for your taste?

[But no, she agrees.]

[spidey]

I don't know where some of them got their ideas. Ever notice that no villain looks cool in their villain-y costume?

[morepersonal]

[Dryly:]

I'm usually too busy fighting them to pay attention to what color their boxers are.