THE CAKE IS A LIE

[dedications]

it's raining cake.
explosive cake

DELICIOUS EXPLOSIVE CAKE*

so. what are you going to do about it?

**alas, some of them are filled with paint, so if you are unfortunate enough to be hit by one of these cakes, you may find yourself splattered with a bright shade of paint. and icing. and delicious cake.

Comments

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[Thank you, thank you. He'll be here all week.]

Sure you were. You don't need to change your pants, d'you?

[flirter]

What--of course I don't! [That is so insulting.] Do I look like I'm five to you?

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[Actually takes a moment to contemplate that.]

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[Like full on scrutinizing look.]

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[Alright, he's got this.]

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Not really.

and then I didn't finish my bracket.

[flirter]

[That's offensive, Clint. OFFENSIVE.]

What do you mean, 'not really'? I mean, I'm pretty sure I didn't eat this much when I was five. And I'm 300% sure there isn't a single five year old that looks as good as I do now.

bracket finishing is for losers

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[I AM AN OFFENSIVE PERSON]

I don't know... You've got a mask coverin' half your face. How do I know you're not hiding some kind of deformity?

guess that makes me a loser

[flirter]

[ is that actually a serious question. ]

Dude, it's called having a secret identity. Not that I mind the fangirls, but I'm a guy that likes my privacy too, okay?

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No way, a real superhero. [Man, they were cropping up everywhere these days.] Okay, who're you supposed to be?

[flirter]

[ have a cocky smile, Clint. ]

Kid Flash, fastest guy on the planet.

[ which.....is kind of a lie, but it doesn't sound as cool if you say 'second' or 'third' fastest. ]

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[THIS FACE.]

Right. Of course. Flash as in fast, not as in--streaking. Wow, please tell me that name has sentimental value or something.

[flirter]

[ ....CLINT WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OH MY GOD ]

Dude, of course it's not that kind of flash! [ what is wrong with you. ] You've never heard of the superhero Flash before?